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Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

2008, Movie, 1h 26min

The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!

"Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" — comedy movie produced in USA and released in 2008. It has a great rating on IMDb: 7.8 stars out of 10. It is a feature-length film with a runtime of 1h 26min. "Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is not currently available to stream in Ireland. Save it and we'll notify you when it's available! Make sure to turn on push notifications as well.

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In this outrageously campy holiday film, the children of Mars are feeling down, so their king comes up with a wild plan - kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to their planet to make toys for the little green kids. But things don't go as planned when two Earth children are accidentally abducted along with Santa, and the bumbling Martians must navigate a series of hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings. With plenty of laughs and stock footage, this bizarre cult classic is a must-see for fans of cheesy holiday movies.

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