America's Dumbest Criminals

Episode 1: Return to Cinder

20min - Witness a guy who graduated from the school of hard knocks, a chef with a recipe for arrest and a drug bust with a twist.

Episode 2: Funky Footwork

20min - Witness some pretty funky footwork, a drive-by surprise and a mighty fall from grace.

Episode 3: Two Bits

20min - Witness a girlfriend who bails out her beau, frightening footage with a happy ending and the dumbest DUI excuse ever made.

Episode 4: Pull Over and Wake Up

20min - Witness a criminal who falls asleep just behind the wheel, actual footage of dumb criminals on ice and a case we call "All Spruced Up."

Kickstand Blues

20min - Money-stuffing bank robber; imperfect getaway; robbers lose in Las Vegas; video-camera thief.

The Bagman

20min - A bank robber with no car; "The Bagman"; "Special Delivery"; "This Guy is Falling."

Fooled You

20min - Flight from the second story; five fleeing fugitives captured together; criminal hides under house.

Social Climber

20min - A cat's stolen whiskers; "Social Climber"; "The Cat's Meow"; "Tie Tack Terror."

Don't Call the Police

20min - Drunken driver; stolen hot dog; drive-through robbery.

10-Year Cab Ride

20min - Cab ride; a criminal uses his head; "10-Year Cab Ride"; "Head Start"; "Crime Doesn't Pay."

Skunk Driver

20min - Segments include Skunk Driver, Oh, My Aching Back and Watch the Lights.

Buck Naked

20min - A flasher falls asleep; shoplifting; "Buck Naked"; "Attention Shoplifters"; "Photo Finish."

Name Game

20min - Twin criminals; "Name Game"; "Hi Mom"; "I'm on TV"; "Bow-Ow-Www."

Who Is It?

20min - A disarmed and dangerous criminal; "Who is It?"; "No Cops Here"; "In Arms Way."

A Real Drunk Driver

20min - Store surveillance footage; "A Real Drunken Driver"; "Store From Hell"; "Sad Sack."

He Can't Run

20min - A criminal tries to hide, but can't run; a criminal tries to be an escape artist; man at laundromat.

Beer Box Bandit

20min - Residential burglars are caught with the help of a bunch of silver dollars.

Episode 18: An Affair to Forget

20min - Witness two criminals who absolutely never met, surveillance camera footage of a new dance step and a dramatic dumb criminal drumroll.

Episode 19: Something More Comfortable

21min - Witness a little old lady from Pasadena tell her secret, an inside look at dumb criminals with X-ray footage and purse snatchers.

Episode 20: Tooling Around

20min - Witness two dumb criminals with short-term memory, surveillance footage of two women dressed for arrest and a crime that's all in the family.

Episode 21: Crime Time Live

20min - Witness a drunk driver with a lame excuse, surveillance camera footage of a real break-in and "aloha" to a crapshooter.

Episode 22: One Way Ticket to Jail

20min - Witness the dumb criminal who just couldn't blend in, surveillance camera footage of a bro in a bra and some dumb criminals who deconstruct.

Episode 23: Debriefing

20min - Witness a dumb criminal who thinks he's lucky, actual footage of a sting you won't believe and a rat who gets caught in his own trap.

Episode 24: Search Me

20min - Witness an unbelievably cooperative criminal, surveillance footage of a casino full of dumb criminals and some crooks who have serious car troubles.

Episode 25: DUI Elvis

20min - Witness a man who was driving under the influence of Elvis, a high-speed chase in a camouflaged car and a petty thief who meets the caped crusader.

Episode 26: Bad Luck Brown

20min - Witness a dumb criminal with real bad luck, surveillance cam footage of a man pilfering pork chops and a dumb criminal who was just faking it.

Robber Returns