The Danny Thomas Show: Season 3

Episode 1: Terry Comes Home

26min - <div dir="auto">Terry is coming home after 2 years of school in Europe. Danny is expecting his little girl, but Terry is full of psychology theories which she happily applies to the family. As Kathy explains to Danny, &quot;she&#x27;s wearing a new education and wants to show it off.&quot; When Terry attempts to assert her grown-up status, Danny utters those fateful words, &quot;as long as you live under my roof.&quot;

Episode 2: Rusty's Day in Court

24min - Danny has to make a deal to help Rusty play little league.

Episode 3: The Chinese Doll

26min - <div dir="auto">Linda&#x27;s new friend &quot;Charlie&quot; is not allowed to play with her. Chou Li&#x27;s father has deemed her a bad influence. Danny and Mr. Chow butt heads over the true meaning of respect.

Episode 4: Cupid's Little Helper

26min - <div dir="auto">Terry believes Danny&#x27;s marriage is in trouble because he takes Kathy for granted. She thinks their marriage should be more like her newlywed friends Jerry and Bunny, but each of Terry&#x27;s romantic suggestions results in crossed wires.

Episode 5: Terry Meets Him

26min - <div dir="auto">Terry is dating a string of European playboys who all have no money. When Danny gets a $70 bill for meals, he comes up with a plan to cure Terry of foreign moochers.

Episode 6: Jealousy

26min - <div dir="auto">Kathy is jealous when Danny is out all night helping a former showgirl who is now a headliner. Danny laughs her jealousy off as a perfectly natural reaction - for a woman, which only makes Kathy determined to prove men can be jealous too.

Episode 7: Terry Goes Bohemian

26min - <div dir="auto">Terry has fallen in with a bunch of beatniks. Danny not only can&#x27;t understand what they&#x27;re saying, he&#x27;s not sure he understands the way they think.

Episode 8: Rusty, the Weightlifter

26min - <div dir="auto">Rusty is having bully problems at school again. This time Danny has him lifting weights to build up his strength and confidence.

Episode 9: Tonoose, the Matchmaker

26min - <div dir="auto">Danny wants Pat Harrigan to propose to Terry, but Uncle Tonoose has a different idea.

Episode 10: Danny and Milton Berle Quit Show Biz

26min - <div dir="auto">Danny&#x27;s new show is a bomb, so Milton Berle stops by to offer him encouragement. Milton goes on to say he&#x27;s left showbusiness - hadn&#x27;t Danny noticed? - and is doing great in oil investments. Danny decides to follow suit and quit showbiz too.

Episode 11: Danny and the Little Men

26min - <div dir="auto">Kathy and Terry are not happy when Danny and Pat cancel their plans in order to work on fixes for the new show. When Danny backs out on their vacation, Kathy plots with Charlie Halper to change Danny&#x27;s mind - by making him think he&#x27;s seeing little green men.

Episode 12: A Dog's Life

26min - <div dir="auto">Danny&#x27;s building was sold and the new landlord doesn&#x27;t like noise, pets, or people in showbiz. Danny is miffed when the landlord tells him to stop playing the piano. Danny says there&#x27;s nothing in the lease about piano playing, only pets. Wait until Danny finds out Kathy and the kids have smuggled in a dog.

Episode 13: Kathy Crashes TV

26min - <div dir="auto">The Friar&#x27;s Club is having a Family Night Talent Show so Danny has rehearsed a musical dance number for Rusty and Linda, and is planning to sing Daddy&#x27;s Little Girl with Terry. Kathy is upset that she&#x27;s not included as part of the &quot;family&quot; show. When Danny reminds her that she has no theatrical talent, Kathy leaves the next morning to make the audition rounds.

Episode 14: Nightclub Owners

26min - <div dir="auto">Danny and Pat want to pick up a side business. Charlie lets them in on a deal to tear down a building and put in a parking lot. All Charlie has to do is get rid of the nightclub that&#x27;s leasing the building, and the tenants are way behind in the rent so that&#x27;s no problem. Or at least it wasn&#x27;t until Danny and Charlie go to check out the place and find an old friend has sunk all her money into it.

Episode 15: That Ol' Devil Jack Benny

26min - <div dir="auto">Danny is up for a big network show, but the network decides to give it to Jack Benny. When Jack shows up at Danny&#x27;s place to say no hard feelings, Danny loses it. Why you? All you do is say &quot;well&quot; and everybody laughs. Jack asks Danny &quot;what do you think, I&#x27;m in league with the devil?&quot; When Jack leaves, Danny starts thinking.

Episode 16: How to Be Head of the House

26min - <div dir="auto">Danny and Kathy can&#x27;t agree on where to hang their new painting. Terry and Pat had discussed where to go for their honeymoon and reached a decision - until Danny and Kathy weigh in and each try to get their way.

Episode 17: Danny, the Housewife

26min - <div dir="auto">Kathy has been excused from jury duty, but Danny insists it is her duty to go. When Kathy points out that Louise is on vacation, Danny says he has time off and can run the house while Kathy is gone. After all, how hard can it be? Kathy decides to let him find out.

Episode 18: Apple Polishers

26min - <div dir="auto">Rusty comes to Danny for help with a decision. A local merchant will buy the baseball team all new uniforms if they let his son pitch once in a while - but the boy&#x27;s a terrible player. Danny tells Rusty not to sell out. When Phil says they turned down a network show because the sponsor wants a yes man, Danny tells him to go make the deal and turns into &quot;a weak-kneed apple-polishing hypocrite&quot;

Episode 19: Tonoose Makes Wedding Plans

26min - <div dir="auto">Danny enters in his new tailcoat to make an announcement. He has just secured the Cotillion Room for Terry&#x27;s wedding, she&#x27;s going to have her dream formal wedding with champagne and caviar. Terry is thrilled. Uncle Tonoose arrives to say everything is set for the wedding.

Episode 20: Danny Meets Andy Griffith

26min - <div dir="auto">Danny is arrested by Sheriff Andy Taylor for going through an unnoticed stop sign in the town of Mayberry.

Episode 21: Battle of the In-Laws

26min - <div dir="auto">The family is about to meet Pat&#x27;s father (Jack Haley). Pat Sr is delighted to meet everyone, except Danny who &quot;stole&quot; his song. The two make up, but continue to fight over everything from the engagement toast to the wedding guests.

Episode 22: Eulogy for Tonoos

26min - <div dir="auto">Cousin Habib has chosen who will give his eulogy, so Uncle Tonoose tries to one-up him again. He wants Danny to give his eulogy - and to write it now so Uncle Tonoose can hear and approve it.

Episode 23: Linda Wants to Be a Boy

26min - <div dir="auto">Rusty gets a new football uniform. When he and his friends go up to his room so he can try it on, Linda tags along. Rusty stops her, telling her &quot;Football is for boys. You were born a girl, better luck next time.&quot; Linda wants to be included, so Linda becomes &quot;Louie&quot;.

Episode 24: Bachelor Party

26min - <div dir="auto">During Pat&#x27;s bachelor party, he tells Danny that he can&#x27;t possibly give Terry the life she deserves. Pat is calling the wedding off.

Episode 25: Danny, the Handyman

26min - <div dir="auto">Danny wants to pitch in and help a reluctant Rusty with a father/son project: building a doghouse.

Don't Yell at Your Children

Coats and Boats

We're Going to Chicago

Daddy Goes on USO Tour

24min - Danny is in search of a Qualified piano player to accompany him to Japan on his upcoming USO tour

Danny’s Birthday

25min - Danny’s kids don’t get him a birthday gift