Nico T

4

The Union

The first 20 minutes tease something halfway decent—then it all goes off a cliff.
The plot becomes a parade of nonsense, like characters magically finding weapons hidden in lampposts in places they’ve never even been. Mark and Halle have all the chemistry of two wet socks, and despite a roster of well-known actors, everyone sleepwalks through their roles like they’re being paid by the yawn.
By the time the fourth act rolls around, the film nosedives into cringe territory.
The audio mix is as flat as the script.
Honestly, this is the perfect movie to put on if you’re looking to nap on the couch by Friday evening. Guaranteed to knock you out—just not in a good way.